Things I learned from the Office tonight...

- what is said, isn't always what is heard.
- Great line -- "you, me, the chick hit by the car, we are all goners."
- That's one way to get a date.
- Older people have a hard time adjusting to technology.
- It's one thing to say you like older people. It's another thing to actually treat them like you like them.
- Office relationships can get tricky.
- Nothing says I care about more than peanut brittle in a basket.
- The only way to get business back is through food.
- Having the appearance of a younger person does not mean you are younger.
- Or even using lingo for the younger generation doesn't mean you are younger.
- I need awesome lessons.
- Every thing is about money these days.
- Websites do help businesses
- People are afraid of technology until it improves your life -- like giving you directions.
- Does it cut costs?
- The machine doesn't always know.
- Make a u-turn if possible.
- Look where technology gets us -- in a lake.
- Is technology the answer?
- Gift baskets never have endangered someone's life.
- Life and business are about human connections.
- Computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.
- That's an expensive haircut.