My wife is hot.

That's right. My wife is hot! After having four kids, and being 16 years removed from her senior prom, she still fits into her prom dress from '93. In fact, she wore it to her sister's wedding and she rocked it. It was so much fun seeing her walk around, strutting her stuff in her prom dress from high school. Most women just want to fit into their wedding dress. My wife, fits into her prom dress! (By the way, we don't know if she still fits into her wedding dress because it's still covered in cake. We never got it clean. Oh well.)